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If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?



My parents used to say "your friends" instead of "everyone else" and I used to say "yes" because my friends are the kind of people that if they were to jump off a cliff, they would have calculated to trajectory, the physics, foreseen the landing point and probably even taken security measures.


And everytime I said "yes" I felt like that one meme that says "Joke's on you, I' m into that shit."







And for all the people who said "No", You obviously did not watch M Night Shyamalan's movie The Happening.

The characters in The Happening had great reasoning. The plants started warning people they were in a 00s Shyamalan movie. I'd lie down in front of a combine, too.

(PS - please don't watch it, it's awful, and I can't get you your 90 minutes back. In short, your friends might jump off without any good reason)


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