This article makes the following assumptions: 1. That God exists 2. That all the common myths and stories about God are true 3. God is omnipotent, omnipresent and a perfect being 4. God made us in God’s image For personal convenience, I will be referring to God with the pronouns She/Her because of the following: 1. This might just be a controversial article so why not? 2. What is God’s gender? What does God identify as? For all we know, God is a progressive transgender liberal with pansexual tendencies. --- I watch a lot of stand-up comedians and storytellers. And their shows usually follow a basic pattern: setup, midbody content of distracting elements, and punchline. This pattern is recycled and remixed over and over again through countless YouTube clips and Netflix specials. For this article I will follow a similar format, but I shall begin with my endgame. I. The Endgame: Death of God In the book Da Vinci Code , Dan Brown poses a simple suggestion. The ques...